Wednesday, June 25, 2014

bjj lifestyle tuxedo rashguard review

Quick Summary
     Look fancy while rolling! This is an awesome rashguard that not only makes you look like the life of the party but also gets the job done by protecting your sexy body.


Review
     Made from the hairs of Narcissus himself, comes the bjj lifestyle Tuxedo Rashguard! Extremely comfortable and great looking piece of grappling gear for the bjj fighter who wants to make a statement on and off the mat
Pros

  •      Comfortable, i usually get medium rashies and the actual sizes vary. some are too loose and some are too tight but this one fits nicely and hugs you and feels like being hugged by twenty puppies.
  •      Design: What can be said about the design? Not many rashguards do the job and at the same time give you so many swag points. Do not be surprised if you find yourself grappling against the hordes of hungry ladies fighting for a chance to softly caress the fine threads from this rashie. subdue them with your awesome grappling skills and astonish them with your ostentatious taste in grappling equipment.
  • Stink & Stenchbility: on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 is smells like a clean sock and 10 smells like shit, this gets a level 4 of stink and stenchbility. you sweat out the calories and the rashguard will absorb the your salty moisture and turn it into drops of sexyness transforming you into the ultimate sensual machine of brazilian jiu jitsu, who doesn't stink ;).
  • Price: some rashguards go up to 70 dollars in price, but this one has very good features for the economical prize of 39.99. shop smart, shop bjj lifestyle smart.

Cons
  •      The design makes it, by far, the sexiest rashguard in my collection. But parts of the tuxedo began peeling before the year of owning the rashguard. sadly, the flex ink advertised on the page, is not as flexible after a few uses. now i only use it for belt promotions.
  •      I only have one. 
Score
     I give it 3.5 stars out of 5. The poly blend/Lycra material makes it feel like an octopus on ecstasy is hugging and wont let go for the life of it, in other words, feels amazing. But, as sensual as the design is, it does not stand the test of time and the test of the mat. i highly recommend this rashguard for the amazing fabric and the affordable price!

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